Once Upon a Time...
There was a man named Mark Swinley. He was a normal guy, living a normal life-- working by day, swiping right by night. Little did he know, one particular cold December evening Tinder session would change his mundane life forever. He saw her; Tenisha, 27, she was just on there to "get to know people" (whatever that means), and he KNEW he had to super like her Tinder profile. Mark's fingers started to sweat as he gazed at her beautiful Sepia filtered selfie. 'I don't want to be rejected. She is definitely out of my league...I am but a wee peasant.' He began to swipe left, but he thought back to his childhood. To his proud Scottish father's wise words as they hunted wild Haggis in their kilts and s 'Dunnae b ah wee lil bitch." So, he mustered up his Scottish courage, and swiped right. For weeks, he pursued (extreme THIRST)
[7:38 PM]
Once upon a time, there was a man named Mark Swinley. He was a normal guy, living a normal life-- working by day, swiping right by night. Little did he know, one particular cold December evening Tinder session would change his mundane life forever. He saw her; Tenisha, 27, she was just on there to "get to know people" (whatever that means), and he KNEW he had to super like her Tinder profile. Mark's fingers started to sweat as he gazed at her beautiful Sepia filtered selfie. 'I don't want to be rejected. She is definitely out of my league...I am but a wee peasant.' He began to swipe left, but he thought back to his childhood. To hunting wild haggis in his kilt, and his proud Scottish father's wise words: 'Dunnae b ah wee lil bitch." So, he mustered up his courage, and swiped right. For weeks, he pursued (extreme THIRST)
Lucy01/25/2021
Once upon a time, there was a man named Mark Swinley. He was a normal guy, living a normal life--working by day, swiping right by night. One cold December evening would change his mundane life forever. He was swiping through Tinder--as you do in cuffing season. And that's when he saw her; Tenisha, 27, she was just on there to "get to know people" (whatever that means), and he knew he had to super like her profile. Mark's fingers started to sweat as he gazed at her beautiful Sepia filtered selfie. 'I don't want to be rejected. She is definitely out of my league...I am but a wee peasant.' He began to swipe left, but he thought back to his childhood. To hunting wild haggis in his kilt, and his proud father's wise words echoing off the Scottish hills: "Dunnae b ah wee dafty." So, he mustered up his courage, and swiped right. And as luck would have it, she swiped right too...It Was a Match!
For 2 weeks, Mark pursued Tenisha, some would say he was extremely thirsty. He talked to her and begged for a date almost daily. But, to no avail. Mark knew
[7:38 PM]
Once upon a time, there was a man named Mark Swinley. He was a normal guy, living a normal life-- working by day, swiping right by night. Little did he know, one particular cold December evening Tinder session would change his mundane life forever. He saw her; Tenisha, 27, she was just on there to "get to know people" (whatever that means), and he KNEW he had to super like her Tinder profile. Mark's fingers started to sweat as he gazed at her beautiful Sepia filtered selfie. 'I don't want to be rejected. She is definitely out of my league...I am but a wee peasant.' He began to swipe left, but he thought back to his childhood. To hunting wild haggis in his kilt, and his proud Scottish father's wise words: 'Dunnae b ah wee lil bitch." So, he mustered up his courage, and swiped right. For weeks, he pursued (extreme THIRST)
Lucy01/25/2021
Once upon a time, there was a man named Mark Swinley. He was a normal guy, living a normal life--working by day, swiping right by night. One cold December evening would change his mundane life forever. He was swiping through Tinder--as you do in cuffing season. And that's when he saw her; Tenisha, 27, she was just on there to "get to know people" (whatever that means), and he knew he had to super like her profile. Mark's fingers started to sweat as he gazed at her beautiful Sepia filtered selfie. 'I don't want to be rejected. She is definitely out of my league...I am but a wee peasant.' He began to swipe left, but he thought back to his childhood. To hunting wild haggis in his kilt, and his proud father's wise words echoing off the Scottish hills: "Dunnae b ah wee dafty." So, he mustered up his courage, and swiped right. And as luck would have it, she swiped right too...It Was a Match!
For 2 weeks, Mark pursued Tenisha, some would say he was extremely thirsty. He talked to her and begged for a date almost daily. But, to no avail. Mark knew